Kinda funny

This was worth a chuckle:

Editor’s Note: We still can’t seem to find Dr. Doom. We asked the Silver Surfer to locate him, but he just wandered off after writing the column muttering something about chicken. We tried to find someone to write the column, but all we could come up with was the Hulk. We apologize in advance...

DEAR DOOM: Recently I’ve been having these attacks. It gets so I can’t breathe, and sometimes I pass out. I went to my doctor, and he tells me they’re “panic attacks” and there’s nothing physically wrong with me. I got a new doctor, and he told me the same thing. He even suggested that I see a shrink.

Well, Doc, like you I’m all man. And in my line of work I can’t be passing out all the time. Lives depend on it, if you take my meaning. I can’t be seen going to a shrink, either. If my uncle smells weakness on me, there could be even more trouble.

What should I do, Doc? If I keep passing out whenever I see meat, I’m a dead man. –LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN IN NEW JERSEY

DEAR BUSINESSMAN: Hulk know exactly what you mean. When Hulk first started out, Hulk got stressed out whenever puny army shoot Hulk. Got to point that Hulk could not even visit restroom without finding Sherman tank.

Anyway, before long, Hulk get worried all the time. Then Hulk start passing out. Hulk wake up to getting shot in head. Hulk had to nip this thing in bud.

So Hulk visit Doc Samson. Doc Samson tell Hulk he have panic attack. Hulk all man and did not like news. So Hulk smash. Then Hulk pass out. Hulk more willing to listen to Doc Samson after that.

Hulk been on Prozac for awhile now. It good. Hulk not pass out, and Hulk able to smash without getting surprised by army. You should visit puny shrink! Get medication! Then you smash uncle!